Saturday, April 17, 2010

Mum-On. Apply directly to the vicinity.

Don't you just love it when a parental unit is constantly hovering around your work area, doing things you know they're just doing so they can linger for inexplicable reasons? Like rearranging the jewellery in my 'I'm using these right now' jewellery dish, even though there are probably only 4 pieces in there at the moment, or fluffing the curtains (wtf?) while trying to engage me in conversations about the 'big storm' we had last night. Some rain and high velocity winds aren't really a storm, a tornado is a storm, a typhoon is a storm, nature creating the perfect conditions for airborne dust is not a storm, it's a hayfever sufferer's worst nightmare.

I love you mum, but...

GTFO!

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