Wednesday, May 5, 2010

One Year Older

Not yet, but soon. Actually on the 11th. You don't have to get me anything, your smile is enough for me... Screw that, I want everything under the sun, and an actual harem of men, rather than the one I'm imagining right now.

Do I feel any different? Not really, but my digestive system has become a lot more fussy over the years. TMI? Perhaps, but this is my blog, and I'll write about my finicky bowel movements if I like.

What do I want for my Birthday? I don't know really, perhaps a nice Vienna Teng CD, I've been meaning to get some of her music for a while. I told my sister I would like some makeup, and she said she would take me out this weekend and would treat me to some. Now don't go assuming that I'm one of those women who always paint themselves up, but I recently threw out a whole drawerful of the stuff that I didn't use, so... I kinda have none right now. 1 or 2 should be more than enough to tide me over for a year.

I'll probably ask my parents for an Xbot game... Trouble is, I'm full on those and haven't played any yet. *Ponder ponder*. You know, I'm not one to say that I have everything, but I can't seem to think of what I really really want until the opportunity has already passed. Goddammit, brain, start thinking!

Well, I can't ask for what I REALLY want. That's probably illegal in many parts of the world and would get me arrested, perhaps even hanged. Better to stick to the safe stuff, like fluffy bunny slippers.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The ISP Strikes Again

Dear Qualitynet,

Your name is a joke.

Yours miserably,

A very disgruntled customer


In other news, I had a rather surreal conversation with someone today whom I thought hated my guts on principle. Was I wrong? Perhaps so. Only time will tell where this will lead, if anywhere, and I'd like to give good karma a chance to work here.

Also, I plugged my facebook on Y! I've really sunk to a deplorable level of addiction :/

I disgust me.

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Did my eggs hatch yet? (goes to check).