My service provider really has a unique approach to their customer satisfaction. Like right now, when the service they're providing seems to have taken a walk in the park without prior notice, which happens frequently. It's really very generous of them to provide all this downtime for us paying customers, I feel just like I'm back on dial-up, and I didn't even need to ask for it! I'm getting all the non-service I want!
Listed below are some of the benefits you can expect to get with this service provider, while paying exorbitant amounts of cash (keep in mind certain payment plans come with
extra hassle free of charge!):
- Frustration
- Agitation
- Dissatisfaction
- No service
- No porn
- Boredom
Wow. What a subscriber's package! All of that and MORE! If you sign up now you also get your very own complimentary useless help desk rep that comes preinstalled with a bored monotone! What more could you ask for, really?
No comments:
Post a Comment