Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Golden Goose

OMFG! I swear, my mage on Fenris server has the Sun shining out of his ass or something, because he got THREE rare mounts with hardly any effort at all, AND a sand crawler from the fishing dailies.

I was queued for Coren Direbrew today, and did the monotonous encounter, not expecting to get more than frost badges in my keg, but what happens instead? I got badges, AND a remote, AND a RAM! OMG OMG OMG! I was like gesticulating madly in all directions. It was epic. No, not the mount, the moment damnit! Well, yes, the mount is epic too, but that's not what we're discussing here.

All I need now is the brewfest kodo, and I'll pretty much have all the 'WANT THAT!' items for the brewfest holiday.

Flavien, a freshly minted mage, now has more cool shit than Starshard, whom I've had way longer. That's sad.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

TABULA RASA!

OMG I GOT MY NEW TABLET TODAY! SQUEEEEE!

Pros:
  • Better handling than my previous tablet.
  • Replacement nibs.
  • More features.
  • Better design.
  • Better usability.
  • Wireless battery-free pen.
  • Better set-up software.
  • Better utility interface.
  • Glides a lot easier in Photoshop CS2.
  • Adjustable sensitivity.
Cons:
  • Slightly smaller size than my previous tablet.
  • Odd angle for the power cord.
  • Express buttons get in the way sometimes.
On the whole? Extremely happy with it! Now to go off and draw more penises with it.

Post Orifice Drama

This rant needs a little back-story before I delve into it, so here it is.

Normally, we collect our mail from our area's post office where we have our P.O. box, which we need to physically visit, unlock, and collect our mail from. Our area's post office was undergoing some sort of renovation that required it to be closed for 4-5 months, which meant that our mail was rerouted to a neighbouring area's post office.

Clear so far? Okay, here comes the rant.

Went to the rerouting post office today to pick up the mountains of mail that have probably collected over the past couple of months, and was informed that the post office for our area is open once more! Hooray! Except for one thing... I don't have the key. No idea where dad stashed it. It's not my mail, so I'm not nervous... Yet.

Foot pain. OW. IT HURTS. I don't know what I did, but I woke up yesterday morning and it would shriek at me whenever I flexed my second toe upward. Muscular/tendon pain probably, but it's still hurting even today, albeit less intensely. Perhaps another hot foot bath is in order.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Synonym Roll

Yeah, you guessed it, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the contents of this entry, but I was on the can when I thought about it and I figured it was pretty cool, so I went with it. Never ignore ideas that pop up while you're relieving yourself, they could turn out to be the best thoughts you ever had.

That aside, I just finished one of the boy's love games I bought recently from JAST USA. Enzai is an interesting storybook type of game, which isn't anything new in the hentai game industry, but it was sufficiently horrible and brutal, certainly living up to its parental guidance labels. There was enough S&M in there to make wet all the leather-clad 'mommies' in the world. In a word, not for the faint of heart. What do you mean that was more than a word? ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M TYPING?!

Moving on, the other game Absolute Obedience is on hold at the moment while I watch season eleven of LOL & HOARDER ISEEYOU, everyone's favourite sex crimes division. Elliot makes me hot in naughty places, so does Benson for that matter. She can bend me over her knee any day.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Freaks

Lately it seems I've run into more than my fair share of crazy people. To illustrate further, today I just stumbled upon this, which made me laugh at first, and then it made me less than amused, until finally I said three little words.

Fuck God, Amen.

What has God ever done for anyone? Nothing. There's no salvation, no rivers overflowing with milk and honey for you when you die, no 72 virgins or however the fuck many they were supposed to be (and who wants to fuck an ignorant virgin every night anyway?). None of that is ever going to happen. And do you know why?

Because it is pure man-made fantasy. NO ONE knows what really happens when people die. Maybe you just don't go anywhere, or maybe you're reincarnated, or maybe you float into a place where seventy billion other souls are, only to get eaten by a giant tentacled monster of the cosmos.

Fear is what created religion, and I refuse to be afraid of the unknowable. Live life as you want. Hate and discrimination is for the fearful. Be fucking brave for a change, you cowardly motherfuckers.

Peace.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Inspiration is like...

... A sledgehammer to the balls; You never know when it'll hit, but you'll know when it does, and boy will you scream.

So I've been extremely excited this past week, because I actually managed to write a something! That's right. Not only did I write a something, I wrote THREE somethings. Oh yeah, I hear your gasps, even from way over here in my dank and dark cavern of hermitage.

THIS! However, I do feel obligated to warn people that this is a boy's love story, meaning there will eventually be handjobs and buttfucking. So if that sort of thing makes you feel a little bit like you want to kill innocent and fluffy things, DO NOT READ. Hell, DO NOT EVEN CLICK. Don't even think about it. NUH-UNH. Mister, I'm turning this blog around if you don't put that mouse--Oh you asked for it now.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

It gets harder pulling on this thing...

What is up with fishing in WoW suddenly getting so much more difficult than it was when you were at 100 skill? Did the fish suddenly start weighing more? Do the flies not do their jobs? Is the bobber too bright now? Have the fish gotten smarter?

Yes that has to be it. They're catching on. Quick, bring the fish blindfolds and hide the light from those little fuckers.

Been a while since I ranted/commented about anything, blame laziness and a lack of motivation to share my daily trials and tribulations.

Job status: Still unemployed.
Countermeasure: Biding my time and enjoying unemployment until my money reserves dip into the red (will keep everyone posted on when it's time to crank the Red Alert handle--yes, handle, we didn't have a budget for a shiny button).

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Alas poor Yorick, I think I stepped on him.

Hello non-existent readers!

Been a while, I know, but I haven't had a chance to really sit down and get super pissed off about anything in a while, so I was pretty zen about my environment... Up until today.

I was cruising the Y-Gallery artwork submissions and saw something that was pretty impressive. A commissioned piece. It had seven characters and a background, which tells me that it was probably a big project. Anyway, among the comments on the art, someone posted sarcastically(allegedly the commissioner himself) that it "only took 10 months".

What an asshole.

He couldn't draw his own sick fantasies, so he has to find someone else to draw them for him, and not only that but he bitches about how long it took? Dude, hint: it's not like ordering your favourite cholesterol-inducing greasy meal at the local diner. Artists have lives just like anyone else, and sometimes they can't work on their art, or it takes a while because they have other projects lined up. I know you paid, and I know you're expecting your piece eagerly, but unless there was an agreement established about when the art would be finished, you have no right to sabotage someone's comment page with a spiteful remark. That's just uncalled for.

The piece was fucking finished, it looks amazing. They did not scam you. Be THANKFUL. Someone took time out of their life to make you your miserable piece of artwork, so don't bitch and whine about how long it took. Ugh.

In gaming news, Perfect World released a new expansion =3 It looks super amazing, and I already downloaded it to try the Tideborn psychic class. Can we say glass cannon or what?! Dabbling around with it, dragging Jub back into it as well. My plans to take over the world are working, one relative at a time *evil cackle*.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

One Year Older

Not yet, but soon. Actually on the 11th. You don't have to get me anything, your smile is enough for me... Screw that, I want everything under the sun, and an actual harem of men, rather than the one I'm imagining right now.

Do I feel any different? Not really, but my digestive system has become a lot more fussy over the years. TMI? Perhaps, but this is my blog, and I'll write about my finicky bowel movements if I like.

What do I want for my Birthday? I don't know really, perhaps a nice Vienna Teng CD, I've been meaning to get some of her music for a while. I told my sister I would like some makeup, and she said she would take me out this weekend and would treat me to some. Now don't go assuming that I'm one of those women who always paint themselves up, but I recently threw out a whole drawerful of the stuff that I didn't use, so... I kinda have none right now. 1 or 2 should be more than enough to tide me over for a year.

I'll probably ask my parents for an Xbot game... Trouble is, I'm full on those and haven't played any yet. *Ponder ponder*. You know, I'm not one to say that I have everything, but I can't seem to think of what I really really want until the opportunity has already passed. Goddammit, brain, start thinking!

Well, I can't ask for what I REALLY want. That's probably illegal in many parts of the world and would get me arrested, perhaps even hanged. Better to stick to the safe stuff, like fluffy bunny slippers.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The ISP Strikes Again

Dear Qualitynet,

Your name is a joke.

Yours miserably,

A very disgruntled customer


In other news, I had a rather surreal conversation with someone today whom I thought hated my guts on principle. Was I wrong? Perhaps so. Only time will tell where this will lead, if anywhere, and I'd like to give good karma a chance to work here.

Also, I plugged my facebook on Y! I've really sunk to a deplorable level of addiction :/

I disgust me.

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Did my eggs hatch yet? (goes to check).