Women drivers

Usually I'm a staunch defender of women being good drivers, contrary to popular belief, but after a massive FAIL of epic proportions today, I can't call myself an advocate for the cause because I SUCK.

Suckage in detail:

So I wasn't given right of way, that's okay, it's cool, but I still need to get past you, dude. So I go ahead and try, but then the bus parked on my passenger side decided to say a bright and cheery "HI!" to my paint job.

FUCK.

I give up.